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SOME CHILDREN'S BOOK YOU WILL NEVER SEE...

"Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"

"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets"

"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"

"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Socket Become Friends"

And finally some words of wisdom....

"The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her maiden Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?"

The wise old lady smiled and said, "The same as with your lover, dearie, only not quite so often."